Tuesday, 10 February 2009

• Random Stuff

  I was going to reply to that meme where I'm write a certain number of things about myself, but I couldn't come up with anything to say. I ended up reading old xanga posts as a refresher course, and as a result I found a lot of funny things that I have since forgotten. As a treat, I'll put them up here instead of doing that meme thing. Note that these are all old!

  • When I was sitting on the bus today, I saw someone in the distance. I was like, "Why the hell is he looking up?" And then when we drove by him, I realized that he just had a receding hairline.
  • If Oh Boy! Oberto claims to be "America's #1 Favorite, Great Tasting Jerky" and Bridgeford claims to be "America's Favorite Brand of Premium Meat Snacks" and Jack Link's claims to be "America's #1 Brand of Jerky and Meat Snacks" then which one is best?
  • Found on a banner ad:
    Global Warming
    Looking for Global Warming?
    Find exactly what you want today.
    www.eBay.com
  • "Yeah, Shakespeare time-traveled all the way to the future, watched She's the Man, and then time-traveled back in the past to write Twelfth Night." - Mr.Carpenter
  • "I haven't been pooped on by a pigeon, but I've been peed on by a ladybug." - Mr. Yi
  • "October: This is one of the particularly dangerous months to invest in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February." - Mark Twain
  • Kevin bought a kids' meal that got him this Star Wars toy that apparently predicted the future
    Me: "Am I gonna be rich?"
    Jedi: "Use the force."
    Me: "Am I gonna be a hobo artist?"
    Jedi: "Not possible."
    Me: "Is someone I know gonna die today?"
    Jedi: "Not possible."
    Me: *phew* .. "Is Kevin gay?"
    Jedi: "I feel a disturbance."
    Kevin: "Are you (the Jedi) gay?"
    Jedi: "Yes it is."
    Valerie: "Gay Chou."
    Me: "I'm gonna post that on my xanga."
  • "Free Dental Exam for $55" - found on the back of my Safeway receipt.
  • A poem that I wrote that I forgot about:
    Figment of my imagination seen
    At the corner of my eye,
    Impish little girl with wings
    Riding rainbows and butterflies in my
    Yard ...

  Well, that's it for today. I hope you enjoyed reading that. I sure had fun reading through my old stuff. Boy, did I such back then ..

  • 9:53 PM
  • 1 View
  • 0 eProps
  • 0 Comments